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THE TIME WITCH’S GRIMOIRE: A SPELL AND RECIPE BOOK FOR SLOWING, SPEEDING, AND STOPPING TIME
Time management advice usually falls somewhere between "just wake up at 4am" and "manifest more hours in your day by joining my $4k mastermind." But what if I told you there was a third way that doesn't involve sacrificing your sleep schedule OR your firstborn to the productivity gods?
The Time Witch Grimoire is less "ancient magical tome" and more "that one friend who always knows a spell to cool your hell AND how to optimize your Notion workflow." Think of it as your cosmic IT desk for temporal glitches.
Whether you need to slow time (when everything's moving faster than your latest Twitter parasocial relationship), speed time (for when your launch timeline needs a Red Bull), pause time (when you need everything to literally stop), or reverse time (for when you need to undo your energy leaks faster than you can say "why did I just spend $218 on TikTok shop?"), this grimoire has got you covered.
In this grimoire you'll discover:
Actual spells for temporal manipulation (that won't accidentally create a parallel universe where you joined that MLM)
Time-bending rituals for when your launch timeline is moving slower than LA traffic on a Friday
Sacred pause protocols for when your nervous system is buzzing like a phone set to perpetual vibrate
Reality-altering teas and snacks (because sometimes magic needs carbs)
Troubleshooting guides for when your timeline compression spell accidentally turns into a 6-hour TikTok scroll
THE REALITY DEBUGGING WORKBOOK
You're doing everything "right." Your strategy is solid. Your business plan could make an MBA weep with joy. And yet... Something's off. Like your business downloaded its operating system from a sketchy subreddit and now it's showing you pop-up ads in your dreams.
Sound familiar? You might be experiencing a reality glitch.
Introducing The Reality Debugging Kit: A workbook for when your business needs a control-alt-delete.
In this workbook you'll discover:
How to identify if you're dealing with a reality glitch
The 10 most common business reality bugs and how to fix them
Actual troubleshooting flowcharts for when things get weird
Reality repair scripts for righting the ship
Quick fixes for common glitches that won't accidentally create a (weirder, scarier) parallel universe
THE INTUITIVE BUSINESS BRAND BOOK
If you've spent more than 3 minutes on Instagram lately, you know we're living through what historians will definitely call The Great Brandening. Everyone and their astrology app has a "brand," but most of them have all the personality of an AI-generated LinkedIn post about "showing up authentically."
ENTER: The Baddie Brand Book, your guide to building a brand that actually feels like YOU instead of [insert latest "it girl" entrepreneur]'s preset pack.
We're diving DEEP into your brand's psychological profile like it's the protagonist of a prestige HBO drama. We're talking:
Your brand's Human Design type (because even digital entities need to know if they're a Manifestor)
What your brand orders at Starbucks (and whether it feels guilty about it)
Where your brand shops vs where it WISHES it could shop (the aspirational-to-authentic pipeline is real)
Which celebrity would play your brand in the movie version (and why it's probably not Gwyneth Paltrow)
Consider this your permission slip to build a brand that actually feels like YOU instead of a watered-down version of that one influencer you follow who somehow turns everything, including tax preparation, into an aesthetic experience.
USING ASTROLOGY TO DEFINE YOUR CONTENT GUIDE
Use your natal chart to understand more about how the planets impact the content you're naturally drawn to creating, and to maximize when best to publish that content according to the stars 💫
This isn't another "just post what feels aligned" guide that has you sage-ing your phone before opening TikTok. Instead, we're diving DEEP into how the planets are quite literally influencing your content creation process, like you're the protagonist of a Netflix show about an astrologer who accidentally starts a cult (but like, in a cute way).
We're talking:
Why your Mercury placement explains your love/hate relationship with Twitter
How your Mars sign influences your ability to actually finish writing that newsletter
Which house placements indicate you should absolutely NOT start a podcast
What time of day your rising sign says you should post (spoiler: it's probably not 5am)
DISCOVER YOUR CREATOR ARCHETYPE
You're a content creator trying to figure out your whole thing, and instead of another personality quiz that tells you you're definitely-maybe-kind-of a Carrie, you get handed a cosmic compass that actually makes sense.
The Creator Archetypes™️ break down into five distinct flavors of internet personality — the Trendspotting Evolutionary (your classic "I was into that before it was cool" girlie), the Patroned (living that "my art is my life and my patrons pay my rent" fantasy), the Stoic (James Clear types who haven't changed their content strategy since 2015 and are thriving), the Empire Building Futurist (your Brené Browns who turned vulnerability into a media empire), and the Hermit (Frank Ocean, enough said).
The framework helps you understand not just your current content creation style, but also your potential evolution — like how the Trendspotting Evolutionary often grows up to be a Stoic, probably because there are only so many years you can keep up with TikTok trends before your soul leaves your body.
Grab Holisticism's Creator Archetype cheat sheet to see where you fall on the archetype scale, and find the perfect content strategy for your unique skills so you can actually get paid to create and prevent future burnout 💸✨🎨
#ROSEBUD ABUNDANCE CHEAT CODES DASHBOARD
Instead of just telling you to manifest abundance by journaling about it (though we love a good journaling moment), this guide serves up practical magic that works in both the ethereal and Excel realms — think crafting digital sigils for your business Instagram, turning your passwords into prosperity spells without compromising your cybersecurity, and setting up savings apps that would make both your financial advisor and your coven proud.
Because let's be real: the real magic happens when you can automate your abundance while still keeping your spiritual street cred intact, and nothing says "I'm good with money" quite like having both a crystal grid AND a high-yield savings account.
Think of it as therapy for your bank account, minus having to explain to your therapist why you're convinced Venus retrograde is responsible for your impulse purchases.
Perfect for:
Recovering corporate witches trying to build wealth without selling their souls to capitalism
Creative entrepreneurs who'd rather die than use another "abundance mindset" affirmation
Anyone who's ever looked at their bank statement and thought "this could use more magic"
Business owners who want their money strategy to have more practical power than their latest TikTok shopping haul
MONDAY HOUR ONE TEMPLATE
In this video, I go IN-DEPTH on my Monday Hour One system, how it works, how you can implement it and how I use it to get things done and stress less as an intuitive entrepreneur with a squiggly, ADHD brain.
Monday Hour One is an AMAZING tool for students, entrepreneurs, and people who work for themselves and need to be self-directed with their work and time... but struggle with time blindness. ✨