Reject Aesthetic Vision Boards, Embrace Chaos Bingo: 2025 Goals Gone Wild

I feel like I'm really revealing my unique flavor of cuckoo bananas over here.

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Dec 31, 2024

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Baby, today’s the goal-setting SUPERBOWL. You know what that means — time for every entrepreneur on Instagram to cosplay their best Gwyneth Paltrow "conscious goal-setting" retreat while manifesting the same Bali villa that apparently comes standard issue with your first 100k followers.

I wish I could be that chic, that cool, that normal, but alas, one of my biggest dreams for 2025 is to make my own cheese. (Dairy! I know!!!! Rebel.) So, for those amongst us who also lean more toward the chaos goblin end of the spectrum, I present The 2025 Bingo Card.

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